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Couple Arrested After Posting Video of Sexual Act in Library Then Vandalizing Books with Semen

WTF ARE YOU THINKING. You know this is going to get you in trouble and make you look like a real dirtbag. But I know, lets film it all so we can make sure to remember this forever!

I have said this so many times it comes out so easy now. If you are going to do something stupid, first stop and think about it. Is it worth it? Do you really want to do it? If you answer yes and want to be a scumbag let me offer you a part two of advice… Don’t film it! Why on earth do people keep doing this! You know what happens when you film yourself? You are proving you’re guilty.

Good luck talking your way out of this one when you have the video of you in the library that was vandalized in the section doing the deed.

Dumb dumb people.

The couple that filmed the video have been identified. I wonder how… The video is to bad for FB but let me break down what I can. How do you get caught? Well start by showing the scene of the crime like so:

Do some of the moves you gotta do to reach the finish line.

Grab the closest book to you and act like you are playing that game with the cracker. You know the one where the frats all race to finish on it, loser eats it. Do that, just inside the book. Miss a little bit so your girlfriend had to smear it around.

Also, make sure you get her face in the video. Have to make sure that can be ID’d.

Bingo! You got it. Showing so much remorse for the situation. Judge is going to love that. Lastly, you need to make just enough noise so you can get the attention of someone. Because what good is doing the crime without at least one witness.

Got her! Perfect!

Now we just need the judge to review the evidence and drop the punishment on these geniuses.

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