I don’t think that there is no such guy on this planet who doesn’t masturbate. So, keeping that in mind I’m 100% sure that all of you will be able to relate to these masturbation stories! I’ve one question though, I’m mean just how often do guys think about sex? And can they literally jerk off to almost anything? These stories have a lot to tell!
Here are 19 masturbation stories that’ll definitely give you a “been-there-done-that” feeling.
1. Feels great every time doesn’t it!
2. Yes, you are, son.
3. Uh, okay.
4. We are not as brave as we think ourselves to be.
5. I’m pretty sure about it.
6. You have given them some pretty unpleasant memories young man.
7. The tears of joy you get after a day’s, and evening’s and night’s and probably morning’s hard work!
8. uh oh. Sounds like trouble!
9. Okay, I’m convinced with the unrealistic expectations part.
10. Not really a problem until you die masturbating!
11. Ugh, WHAT?! I don’t think anybody will ever recover from that question!
12. That is some serious fail. And speaking of which you should try some new and better and more improvised resolutions next time. Uh, okay, never mind.
13. “I’m lonely” *masturbates* “I’m happy now”
sometimes i think i’m lonely but then i masturbate and think ‘oh. nah i’m good’ and order pizza
— Deirdre (@figgled) December 23, 2015
14. Pretty much self-explanatory.
15. *Awkward looks exchanged*
16. But, would you want to ever rewind it and masturbate to it again!
17. Okay, the struggle was real.
18. And the oldies had a different thing going on for themselves.
19. Um, you kinda spoiled my Nike ad, but you’re kinky!